Diálogos Butternutianos...

Rentals, 26/01/09:

Simone no meio de uma venda, passa o cartão de crédito do cliente e este é recusado.
Simone: Sorry sir, it has been declined.
Homem, indignado: DECLINED?
Simone: Yes Sir... Declined.
Homem indignado: You are kiddin me, right?
Simone: No. Do you want me to try again?
Homem indignado: Yes.
Cartão recusado de novo.
Simone: Declined, sir.
Homem indignado, muito puto: It's an American Express. It can't be declined!
Simone: Sorry sir, that's the system, not me.
Homem indignado, muito puto, pega o celular e sai do predio do rentals pra gritar com alguém na American Express. E não volta.

(A-do-ro quando dá declined. As reações são as mais engraçadas possiveis, gestos, gritos e dancinhas porque eles estão moooortos de vergonha, uma vez que aqui os declined só acontecem em casos extremos de falta de dinheiro).



Ticket Booth, 31/01/09:

Simone: Hi, may I help you?
Bitch: Yes. I want one ticket.
Simone: Ok. Adult ticket for the whole day?
Bitch: No, I`m a child...
Simone respira fundo, engole seco, conta ate dez... e diz: I`m asking because we frequently have adults getting tickets for kids here, without them. If I didn`t ask and if by any chance I sold you anything wrong, you would probably come back here yelling at me and asking for a refund that I can't give.
Bitch: (...)


Ski School Desk, 04/02/09:

Simone: Hi, may I help you?
Guy: Yes, one ticket please.
Simone: Ok. (tec tec tec no computador, conta dinheiro, bla bla)
Guy: Your hair smells like blossom.
Simone: Yes, we have lessons at 10:30h and 2pm!
Guy: What?
Simone: Lessons?
Guy: Blossom.
Simone: OOOOOH, ok!


Lady: Do you have a lost and found?
Simone: Yes. What did you lose?
Lady: Black gloves...
Simone: When?
Lady: Two weeks ago.
Simone: We have thousands of black gloves here. Where did you lose them?
Lady: I don't know. Somewhere around the mountain...
Simone: (Y)

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